Friendly Tip of the Day

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(Last updated: 4-10-2013)

1. Do 10 push-ups and 10 curl-ups every hour you're awake.

2. Get familiar with personal hygiene. The ladies (or men, whichever way you swing) won't want someone who hasn't looked like he hasn't taken a shower in 3 months.

3. Smiles can get you a long way. Every lady loves'em.

4. Winking is good way to draw attention from women.

6. Saying hello is a good way to start a conversation.

7. Don't be a beta male, Be an alpha male.

8. Don't be a total dick. Women don't like assholes. (Remember, we're talking about women, not sluts)

9. What is a day, without Ice cream?

10. Dress nicely, A little class never bites your ass.

11. Keep cash on you at all times, women like treats.

12. When talking to a woman NEVER look at her breasts, focus on the color of her pupils.

13. She does not care about your video games, don't mention them.

14. For fuller chested folks who want to pass, very loose shirts help, as does a tank top.

15. Check yourself out in full length mirrors. If you're not comfortable with how you look, or you dont like how you look, others wont like how you look either.

16. Confidence is key.

17. Chivalry doesn't make you a pussy.

18. Shave your neckbeards people.

19. Get some manners, be a classy mother fucker.

20. Dont let school work slide. Being a man doesn't mean being an idiot.

21. You're not going to learn all the subtle rules of social interaction as a male right away, so when women doubt your gender presentation, take advantage of sexism.

22. Your room says alot about who you are. Make it you.

23. If you use the neoprene binder, remember to put on an A-shirt under it! If you don't you'll get large blisters all up and down your sides, plus you'll smell really bad.

24. Don't bind with ace bandages too tightly, they can injure you and harm your rib cage.

25. This can be a hard lifestyle. You'll have to take girly-girls make fun of you. Best thing to do is come up with a witty response and they'll either leave you alone or keep pushing at you. Just ignore them.

26. Just because you're acting like this doesn't mean that you have to forget your personal hygiene but you don't have to spend hours in the bathroom every morning. Shower at least once a day. Though the boys may smell bad after a game of football, try not to smell that bad. Wear deodorant and keep yourself clean.

27. Exercise a lot to gain extra muscles.

28. If you wear a school uniform, try to hide your chest under the polo. Wear jackets or sweaters as much as possible, sweater-vests are good for this. Also wear the boys uniform and wear boyish shoes.

29. Work out. This doesn't mean that you should go to the gym and lift huge weights everyday, just keep your weight at a healthy level and remember to do your push-ups! Take advantage of gym class.

30. Go out and enjoy nature. The key is not to be afraid of spiders, bugs, and the like. Or, if there's a girly-girl screaming about the bug in front of her pick it up and move it outside. It really impresses guys to know that you aren't afraid of creepy things, but everything has a right to live.

31. Get used to hearing the people around you belch and make other unpleasant noises and smells with their bodies. Odds are, you'll spend a lot of time surrounded by testosterone, which doesn't always favor good hygiene and etiquette.

32. Have some self respect.


33. Match your socks to your pants - it'll create a steady flow from your pants to your shoes.

34. Make sure everything fits your shoulders. If the seam is before or past your shoulder, get it tailored or don't wear it.

35. Don't be afraid to shop everywhere. Some stores have better reputation, but chances are, you can find atleast one jewel amongst the heaps of trash in any store. This includes thrift and overstock stores especially.

36. Try to avoid obvious branding as much as possible, such as Abercrombie, Louis Vuitton, and Coco Chanel.

37. Find a good tailor. If price is an issue, Immigrant tailors are usually cheaper for close to the same service.

38. While not all graphic tees are bad, most of them are.

39. If you're doubting wheather or not something looks good, it probably doesnt, trust your instincts and believe in your own style.

40. The best indicator of your health is how you feel, not your weight.

41. What briefs lack in style, they make up for in public boner suppression.

42. This number is the meaning of life.

43. Incorporating sex/word hybrids into your daily life can sexponentially sexpand your sexistential self-sexaminations.

44. Maybe, just maybe, if we all pray hard enough God will grant us a Michael Cera sex tape. It will be gloriously, arousingly awkward, but adorably so.

45. Violence is not the answer, but you can get partial credit for showing your work.